My sister just saw me on tumblr
I explained to her that it is a blog and such and she saw me typing shit in english and she wanted to show to her boyfriend how I speak english well
And obviously I didn’t want to show her, I said it’s my blog and it’s confidential
luckily her boyfriend was on my side and said if he had a blog he wouldn’t want people to see either and no gay porn appeared on my dash
now she says I’m hiding something from her and that she thinks I’m a psychopath - which, let’s be honest, is quite true lol
now she’s saying she’s scared and that I can’t be a psychopath
Name: Kaique. You can call me Kai or whatever tickles your fancy.
Age/Birthday: Nineteen, 21th of June.
Sexuality: Allegedly gay.
Gender: Somewhere between male and cookie.
This blog follows the adventures of it's inconspicuous author: Kaique, the lame. Also known as the most uninteresting person in the History of Ever.
Kaique is a moody asshole who's stumbling through life and adulthood not being really sure of what he's doing - he wastes far too much time of his life watching TV and movies, reading books and dumb articles on the internet, playing video games and generally being a nerd doing stuff to forget and avoid working on that as he dwells into an endless pit of procrastination.
He loves Sherlock Holmes in all shapes and forms, cusses a lot, insists on wearing sweatpants and socks at all times, has a phobia of cockroaches and needles, could probably stop drinking water to drink coffee instead, is almost exclusively a teleiophile and smokes at times but does not drink if he can avoid it.
Loves Europe so much he would like to get on a plane and just travel everywhere, but have a castle in Scotland as a respawn point. Although he would also like to never leave his room and just sleep forever. It's complicated.
Music is an inherent part of him and he plays a microscopically minuscule amount of guitar (Tony, the guitar, sends his regards). He could listen to Metallica forever.
His respect and admiration for Robert Downey and Craig Ferguson knows no bounds. He could watch and talk about them forever.
i have a younger sister and an older sister (yeah, I'm the middle brother)
i have two dogs they're my babies and i love them
okay listen this is fuckin complicated but long story short i want to do information systems
just tag it themetalgentleman i'll go in the tag and find it
are u fuckin kidding me now
dONT FUCKIN TALK TO ME ABOUT OTTERS THEY AR E THE FUCKIGN CUTEST ANIMALS THEY'RE LIKE MINI AQUATIC TEDDY BEARS I WANT THREE HUNDRED OF THEM