spatialsoloist:

It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.

bigstupidbaby:

losing an argument when you are right just because the other person is too stupid to understand what you’re saying is probably one of the most infuriating things the entire universe 

rnedia:

my nickname in middle school was “who?”

(Source: drarna)

arizonagarbage:

my face while reading porn:

my face while reading fluff:

(Source: arizonadeviant)

princessstabbity:

Console wars are still stupid.

commanderfranco:

[SCREAMS] I’M GONNA GO PLAY VIDEO GAMES. 

attains:

attains:

if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS

my mom made me go to a therapist because of this